When I wrote my first post about travel fuck-ups, I thought that was all of them. Later, I remembered my Phuket-poisoning. But I still forgot about the big one. The mother of all travel fuck-ups, if you will. Spoiler alert: Never put your passport anywhere near liquids in your bag. Especially when those liquids happen to be coconut oil.
While traveling Cambodia, a bottle of coconut oil opened in my bag. Unfortunately, I had previously just chucked my passport in the same compartment for some reason. The result was a completely drenched passport. I tried cleaning it up a bit, but no matter what I did, it did nothing.
The good news: the ID page of my passport was laminated. But as I quickly found out, no kinds of stamps or glue were able to attach to the oily pages anymore. While the immigration official on the border to Singapore just laughed at me and waved me through, the Indonesian officials just told me to get the hell out of their embassy. My plans for a two-months visa to Indonesia thus squashed, I smartly thought I’d just travel to Bali anyway.
My flight was already booked, and I didn’t want to rebook it just to get a temporary travel passport from the German embassy in Singapore. So fly I did, and leaving Singapore went just as smoothly as entering it. After waiting for two hours at Immigration in Bali, the border official just looked at my passport, then at me, then at my passport again, and then proceeded to wave one of his colleagues across. Said colleague brought me into an area rarely seen by tourists, where what I can only assume was a debate about my passport soon broke out among the officials there.
The main problem was that the green-ish pages of my passport, now turned dark green by the coconut oil, pretty much rendered the also dark-green immigration stamp of Indonesia pretty much invisible. Eventually they decided to just press the stamp on really hard, told me to get a new passport from the consulate and waved me through. Naturally, I did no such thing.
Instead, I read on the internet that heating up the coconut oil may convince it to dissipate from the pages of my passport. After quickly disregarding any ideas that involved stoves or open fire, I put my passport in front of a (closed) window, hoping that the hot Indonesian sun would do the rest.
When I returned a few hours later, I discovered two things. First, it had rained. Second, the window was leaking. I took my passport to find it completely drenched in water. The immigration stamp had entirely disappeared. But, as the light-headed, traveling hippie I was at the time, I consequently decided to ignore the passport situation for the time being.
Once it was time to leave Bali again for a visa run, I made sure to arrive a few ours early at the airport, assuming they may have some questions for me. So they did. Soon, I found myself in yet another rarely-seen part of the airport. The thing is, I had thought that, while the stamp had disappeared from my passport, my arrival date and personal information should still be registered in the country’s immigration system. The immigration officers, apparently, thought the same.
Imagine their (and my) surprise when it turned out that I was not registered in the immigration system at all. Instead, their last record of me was from when I left the country a year earlier, after visiting Bali for the first time. Now, everyone was confused. I got worried that they could send me to the German consulate on Bali, surely costing me my flight.
But I wondered if the immigration officers may have also been a bit worried that someone higher up could ask awkward questions about how this could have happened. My theory is that in the confusion when I entered the country, scanning my passport simply slipped everyone’s mind – I certainly don’t remember anyone doing so. Fortunately, an official from AirAsia was able to confirm that I indeed arrived on Bali in the plane and at the time I claimed I did, and I was able to leave.
Back in Singapore, I finally conceded that something needed to happen. I went to the embassy, applied for a temporary passport, and within three days I had it. So easy! They allowed me to keep my oily passport, so I decided to continue using that one, keeping the new one as a backup, just to see how far I would get.
And I got quite far, as it turned out. In fact, I never had another problem with my oily passport until my flight back to Germany, when I had to switch airports in Bangkok. There, had I not had the temporary passport from the Singapore embassy, they would not have let me through. So, it was worth it after all.
Did I learn any lessons from this? Well, there is the one I mentioned at the start – now, my passport is always safely stored in a plastic wrapper. I also learned that always knowing where all your stuff is really makes a difference when traveling (you’d think that one is obvious). But perhaps most importantly, I really noticed my travel privilege for the first time.
Try showing up with an oily Filipino passport (as Micah says), and your only choice will be to get a new one or get lost – if they don’t just send you back to The Philippines immediately. The same is probably true for the vast majority of passports out there.
But this is my story, I hope you enjoyed it. Nowadays, Micah and I still joke about my oily passport sometimes, which is probably good because it keeps me on my toes when it comes to caring for important documents.
Markus + Micah 
Markus, maybe I missed this–but where are your from originally? That thought has popped up a couple of times the past few weeks. PS Thanks for the passport tip–if we ever get to use our passports again! (We will.)
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Haha, what made it pop up? I’m from Germany. And yes, let’s be optimistic about this whole passport thing.
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You really are privileged! I’m sure it was more than just the passport though because if you had tattoos all over your body and looked like you were on a “business trip” then you wouldn’t have made it through.
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Yes, it is crazy how much of a difference these things make. Both having the right piece of paper, and wearing the right pair of shoes or something.
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Hey Marcus, this blog post is the craziest story I’ve read all week! You really do live life on the edge, don’t you? I would have freaked out if I were you LOL. I’m glad that you managed to catch all those flights despite your passport drama though.
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Haha, hope you enjoyed it! By now, I’d like to think that I’ve left the crazy mostly behind.
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What an experience! Well my worst experience so far was during a domestic flight when we weren’t able to catch up with the time allowed for our luggage check-in (due to traffic!) and it’s already boarding! So our big luggage with all the huge tokens for an event has to be deposited at the other end of the airport so I was frickin’ brisk-walking so fast and praying I wouldn’t be left hahahaha. I was able to catch up at the boarding while I was running out of breath. lol
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That sounds like a super stressful experience as well! Feels good to have made it, though, doesn’it it?
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hahaahah I am glad everything went ok and now we can laugh about it! I do wonder if the idea of the indonesian sun would have worked if it didnt rain!
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Honestly, probably not. It was more like a desperate attempt to do something without actually doing something.
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I have so much mixed feelings about this blog post. I want to laugh so hard but at the same time, I sympathize with you. If that happened to me, it would probably have taken me a while to change my passport knowing how Philippine processing works. Good thing I do not travel too often. Heck, I don’t travel at all. haha!
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By all means, laugh! That’s the best part of the whole ordeal. How come you don’t travel at all?
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Hey M&M! I understand how she feels, but hey man dont be mad, I have to tell you, it cracked me up and I laughed alot 😂 and it made my day a bit easier to at least smile for a second during this day of mourn! Thank you! it was an awesome read! Your a champion to make it through! 👍
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Thank you. What happened, how come it is a day of mourn?
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It was Sept 11 when I posted the comment..
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Ah yes, did read your post about that.
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Loved reading about your oily passport ahahah (something I never thought I would say) 😂 As you said, it is also a good reminder of the privilege that we can have as Europeans though (I’m included myself in this)!
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Haha, life is full of surprises! And yes, I think it is important to try and be aware of the privileges we have. Not to feel bad, but to engender empathy and a will for change.
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Haha great post! Your story of your oily passport was really fun to read. It sounded a bit scary though but happy to know that it ended well. 😄😊
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Glad you enjoyed it! Getting to tell the story is definitely the best part – really don’t want to go through that again.
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Yaay! I totally agree. Haha I understand. Don’t worry. Take care. 😊😄
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You too!
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😊😀
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Interesting. I’ll pay more attention to where I put my passport…..by the way, I forgot that I have to renew it
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Ha, yes, that’s how it happens. Not much traveling to be had right now anyway, though, so I guess there’s no rush.
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😂😂😂😂 I’d probably die if it happened to me.😂 Take good care, I should tell this to myself as well😂 Glad it ended well, though.😂 Also, congratulations on 200 friends on WordPress, me being one of them, I’m very proud of both of you! xx
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Thank you, we are honored to have you! It certainly wasn’t a pleasant experience while it was happening hehe. Good lessons to be learned, though!
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Those immigration guys seem efficient; I challenge you to get your passport renewed within three days in Uganda. I dare you!
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Yes, they were oddly matter-of-factly about everything. How are things in Uganda right now? Not hearing a lot, especially concerning Covid-19. Hope you are safe.
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My brother tells me they just tested 23 COVID-19 patients; the government is also going to charge already poor populations close to $100 dollars for a COVID-19 test. The corruption in that country is shattering!
Stay safe M&M.
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That sounds insane. I really hope everyone will pull through. But it must be incredibly tough to not only face Covid-19 but to fight the system at the same time.
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It’s bonkers over there, but thank you for your kind words.
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Are there any signs of improvements at all?
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I don’t know, but 23 cases is not bad for an overly populated country like Ug.
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Very true. In Germany, more than 1000 new infections today.
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Ah jeez!
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😂🤣😂 I am laughing with you, Markus!
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Haha, laugh away, that’s the best thing to come out of this experience!
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Your oily passport tale was suspenseful, so I’m glad it ended well.
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It was, and it did. Fortunately I learned my lesson. I think so at least!
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I’m sure it was really inconvenient at the time, but at least it makes for a funny story. I’m sorry but i laughed the whole time i was reading. Especially that part when it rained. How can anyone be so unlucky 😂
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Unlucky yes, but also my own fault for not doing the right thing and heading to the consulate ASAP. At least it makes for a good story now!
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My anxiety level went through the roof reading this one.
It’s like watching Uncut Gems! 😀 😀 😀
Micah’s right. I can’t even smile at the immigration officer with my Filipino passport 🙂
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Yes, that was really the key lesson for me – the passport comes with a ton of privileges.
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Indeed! You are privileged…
I have an anecdote about this. I have a friend who is literally one of the craziest girls in the world (not exaggerating). Philippine passports at that time was color Green (2003). Women were only allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia recently, perhaps less than 2 years? But this happened in 2003. She drove my friend’s car without abaya (the black thing women wear in middle east) — it’s a no, no, here at that time. Now, they can tolerate that although still not legal.
The police were quick to catch her. She threw some theatrics while screaming I have a BLUE PASSPORT (perhaps 5x), which normally should matter because Americans are highly regarded however, not by some people. Some disliked them given the timeline.
The police said, I don’t care about your blue passport. I don’t care if you’re an American. We were so nervous because she was about to be thrown into the police car. But she quickly drew her passport out of her purse and showed them that blue passport meant that she is a Diplomat. She is the consul’s daughter which gave her immunity.
They let her go immediately, spoke some inaudible words but she was spared from being either flagellated or deported…
It was all about the passport.
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That’s a crazy story! It is amazing and scary how much of a difference a sheet of paper with the right words on it makes.
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Super true!
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Wow, that must have been a scary experience! This made for an interesting read, though!
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Ha yes, pretty much. Sure hope I learned my lesson.
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😂😂😂 Hilarious post, you should take good care, congrats on 200 followers by the way!
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I really should, and thank you!
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My pleasure!
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